Chipper!

Everyday about the same time I get a phone call. My co-workers girlfriend calls for him.

Sarah: HI, may I speak to John please?

I know exactly who it is by her voice. She's super nice all the time and always enunciates the same words. Her voice goes up at Hi and John and its to the point where I want to cringe. Similar to when I hear that alarm beeping sound, I start to tick.... Even when I'm in a good mood, or answer the phones laughing, the sound of her voice changes my tone severely!

what is it about her? She's too damn nice. She's like Betty Crocker, Martha Stewart and misses Smurf all rolled into one. ANNOYING

and one day she comes into the office, needless to say they make a very WASP couple. Think Charlotte York with Miranda's early man-suits. ewwww

I just want to step on her foot and see if she can get mad....